FIFA's President, The US Leader and this Quest for Peace: An Association Football Approach

'THIS-ISM … THAT-ISM …'

Following María Corina Machado received the latest international peace honor for her "persistent campaigning advocating for civil liberties", Donald Trump responded displaying the type of generous response people could predict. After consistently conducted a campaign of self-aggrandizement to ensure he was the recipient, the president immediately claimed acknowledgment for the South American activist's success, cataloged his own personally declared and regularly debatable successes in the area of international diplomacy and challenged the legitimacy of the committee who determined not to grant the recognition, financial compensation and document to him.

Although safety issues indicate it has yet to be determined if the newly crowned peace prize winner will come forward from concealment to pick up her honor in person at the Norwegian event in the final month, a certain obsequious football association leader looks hell-bent on appropriating her thunder regardless. Indeed, the football administrator has decided to give a recognition for harmony of his own creation in before a global TV audience of countless numbers worldwide sports followers the previous week in the US city.

An individual who has over many years preached the value of preserving governmental issues away from soccer, particularly when they are the sort of ideological stances he finds inconvenient or merely disapproves of, the FIFA leader used his position at the US economic conference in Miami to promote his agenda about the capacity of football to bring together people of all races and faith, particularly those who have additional $5,000-plus accessible to purchase variable cost Global Soccer Tournament admissions.

"In an increasingly uncertain and separated international society, it's essential to acknowledge the remarkable contribution of those who work hard to end disputes and unite individuals in a spirit of tranquility", he declared. "The sport stands for harmony and on behalf of the whole football community, the Football Unity Honor – Football Unites The World will celebrate the tremendous endeavors of those individuals who connect communities, offering confidence for coming years."

Yet which individual could he indicate? Although the FIFA president was prudent not to give clear signals concerning the person of the inaugural award's selected honoree, he proceeded to transition into a probably separate and obsequious recognition to his existing Close Associate (Or For The Immediate Future), Trump. His comments undoubtedly had the planned result. Around the world, the most doubtful among us were united in declaring they recognized precisely who would be winning the Artificial Harmony Award, with certain individuals even progressing to present completely unfounded allegations that the convicted felon and cheating-at-golf person under consideration might possibly compelled the FIFA head to invent it simply to offset the leader's perception of unfairness at failing to receive the genuine honor.

As believable a circumstance as it seems, The Sports Publication begs to differ, if only because in recent months the growingly ridiculous Fifa boss has burrowed his way to such an extent into the president's favor that it's quite possible this latest idea was actually his original concept.

And although we can probably assume it remains past the administrator's limited wit to present the ultimate surprise by handing Fifa's first (and possibly last) ever PPP to the environmental campaigner, the European statesman or the individual of Atalanta's coaching staff who intervened between Ademola Lookman and the manager to prevent a disagreeable Bigger Cup sideline confrontation, one might desire the English defender and his club colleagues are asked to attend to Washington dressed in gear to perform a revenge-hijack of the president's honor occasion.

The gilded questionable trophy, or any other similarly appropriate trinket the football official opts to present the American president for his efforts to world harmony and unity, would sufficiently offset the victory honor he notoriously took and pocketed during the global team tournament award event.

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